11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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