please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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