Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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