I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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