I think I just saw someone hide a body.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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