i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
vagina is talking i cant
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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