Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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