i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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