bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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