Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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