have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
handjob tips. give me some.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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