Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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