Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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