where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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