Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
