I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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