Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Small penises have feelings too.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
i've created a new STD.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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