You work out of a Hotel?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Randomize
