umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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