just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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