im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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