bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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