The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
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