I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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