We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize