Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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