just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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