yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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