idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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