i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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