So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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