we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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