I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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