Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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