if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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