Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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