Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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