look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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