Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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