four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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