just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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