idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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