A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
it's great music for shaving your balls
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
third nipple confirmed
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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