Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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