**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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