i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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