well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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