My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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