I'm pants shitting drunk right now
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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