when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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