no you cant smoke seaweed
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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