waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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