you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
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Do I have a choice?
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I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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