I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Let's paint friendship bongs
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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