garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
