I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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