do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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